I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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