I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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