You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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