I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
tell me about the eggs
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
