Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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