I heard we made out
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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