So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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