I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
did i walk over a car last night?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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