imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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