I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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