hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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