I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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