??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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