i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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