I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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