I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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