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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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