Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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