Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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