i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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