There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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