Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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