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(314): View more from Missouri

My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig

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(317): View more from Indiana

when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.

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(850): View more from Florida

And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.

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(914): View more from New York

we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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(210): View more from Texas

the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond

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