My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
And then he peed in my hair
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