Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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