And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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