I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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