who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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