What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
