Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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