found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
