How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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