pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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