i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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