when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
