...so i touched it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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