I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Enjoy the penises
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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