i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
