It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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