Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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