i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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