I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
porn star boner night. come get it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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