i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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