JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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