I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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