I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We're too hungover to prance.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
