Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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