Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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