Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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