May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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