wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Barsexuality is the new black.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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