Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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