If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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